WHY this has stuck with me when so much else has not, but I once read a fic on FF.n where Wesley Crusher turned out to be a bunch of tribbles in a uniform. I cannot now recall the fate of the original Wesley in this scenario.
(Merkin: Still a better captain than Mirror Lorca.)
....I immediately searched for this and all I could find was a sappy story where Wesley has his appendix out and Data h/c's him with a replica teddy bear.
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Date: 2018-02-14 12:25 am (UTC)(Merkin is at the top)
The bridge crew gets "Promote Saru Or Else" badges -- what would they be? Little gilded representations of threat ganglia?
Who knew, the Captain of the Discovery chair is turning out to be like the drummer's seat in Spinal Tap.
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Date: 2018-02-14 12:28 am (UTC)(Merkin: Still a better captain than Mirror Lorca.)
The badges say CAPTAIN NOT CURRY.
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Date: 2018-02-14 12:42 am (UTC)omfg yes
JUST SAY NO TO SARUSHI
....I immediately searched for this and all I could find was a sappy story where Wesley has his appendix out and Data h/c's him with a replica teddy bear.
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Date: 2018-02-14 01:47 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2018-02-21 07:06 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2018-02-14 01:46 am (UTC)Captain Not curry *dies laughing*
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Date: 2018-02-14 12:51 am (UTC)