Head Canon Round up Post

[tptigger]

I'm actually relatively new to the party, but it's clear we're starting to generate some awesome head canons that are likely to start turning into in jokes.

It would probably be a great idea to have a post with links to the origins so that we can easily clue in the newbies. :)

Please comment with additions, and I'll try to remember to add them to the main post.

1 x 15 The Captains will rotate like HP DAtDA teachers until the crew threatens mutinies if they don't get Saru and Burnham
What happened to the next three captains

Anyone want to help me add to this?

Additions:
Thread of predictions of season 7 crack pairing TL;DR Saru/Mirror!Georgieu.

The first use of Ash Tyler being called "Lt. Bambi" was in the episode post for 1x10, Despite Yourself and is explained In this thread (but be advised there is also discussion of that terrible thing that happened that episode too)

Everyone needs therapy puppies (who may or may not get Disco shirts)
This one spawned a really lovely fic

Disco Hiatus Exchange - collection is open!

[lizbee]

So I was going to unlock a work a day until we ran out, but AO3 just ... wouldn't let me. I'm told it's a bug, but it seems difficult to fix, so I figured I'd just open the whole thing up, share a link a day (similar to the original plan) and reveal authors when we're done.

Accordingly, here are your fanworks!

(Six out of nine works have been posted; I beta'd a seventh about an hour ago; all pinch hits are covered, so I'm expecting two more to come in...?)

Star Trek Valentines

[cheyinka]

Admittedly, five days late, but hey, this year I had to celebrate Valentine's Day on the 13th, so I'm all kind of unsure about the calendar.

Mary Chieffo tweeted, "Happy Valentine’s Day!! I love these #StarTrekDiscovery inspired Valentines by @lizgouletdubois 💖💖💖 https://www.instagram.com/p/BfMOW6UgdB6/" which leads to ( Read more... )

In the twitter thread, we also have this gem:

Bloodwine is red,
Andorians are blue,
Die gloriously in battle,
Or no Sto'Vo'Kor for you.